I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
Andy was sent to prison
The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
If the cops pull over a U-Haul truck
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
TIL Loretta Swit was married to Dennis Holahan
A subreddit for all fans of the classic TV show, [M\*A\*S\*H](https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/M\*A\*S\*H "M\*A\*S\*H on Wikipedia").
I hired a company to build some mannequins for my clothing shop but they only had one butt check
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What would it be like if each state was it's own independent country?
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A relative came over to my house last week and I threw him out. He came over the next day and I threw him out again
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
A polish kid comes home from school
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Degrassi is now on Tubi TV
Welcome to r/Degrassi! Home of all things relating to the Degrassi franchise past, present and future! It has spanned five series since 1979, most notably Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High and Degrassi: The Next Generation. If you are new or want to know where to watch, please read the pinned post "Newcomer's Guide To Degrassi".
I hope the cardinals elect a new pope before this coming Monday
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
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What smells like rotten carrots?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What is it called when Albert Einstein jerks off?
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Despite many books written on this subject
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Jeffrey Dahmer had his mom over for dinner one night
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I bought some chairs for my back porch from an Irish guy
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Why did Spock look in the toilet?
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Why does Harry have a nice nose?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
They raised the exp points
Subreddit dedicated to Tom Clancy's The Division 2; an online RPG from Ubisoft and Massive Entertainment.
I once went to this gym that was on the 60th floor of a skyscraper.
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Celebrities and other famous people who were rejected to do the voice for GPS units
Welcome to the official unofficial community for the game Scenes from a Hat, as played in the popular improv comedy show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Create hilarious scene responses to some recent prompts, or post new scenes and see what the community can deliver! Just make sure to create a scene with your response; Reddit has enough of that from r/AskReddit ! For a sample of how the game is played, check this video: https://youtu.be/aJQ75U4JGgM Also, make sure to check the rules. Bzzzzzzzzz!
If you can smoke weed with anyone in history, who would it be?
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