A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
Andy was sent to prison
The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!
I thought I was being robbed of chocolate like I was with Kit-Kat until I read the text below
/r/mitchhedberg is for all fans of Mitch Hedberg, humor, and anything else related to him. We're very friendly, come and join us!
Is Curtis Lee Jones still around acting like a dick?
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
/r/mitchhedberg is for all fans of Mitch Hedberg, humor, and anything else related to him. We're very friendly, come and join us!
There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
The value of the jeep Hawkeye "steals" in Back Pay
A subreddit for all fans of the classic TV show, [M\*A\*S\*H](https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/M\*A\*S\*H "M\*A\*S\*H on Wikipedia").
Night of a Dozen Drones
The unofficial home for discussing Tom Clancy's The Division, The Division 2 and The Division 3; online RPGs from Ubisoft and Massive Entertainment.
If the cops pull over a U-Haul truck
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
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TIL Loretta Swit was married to Dennis Holahan
A subreddit for all fans of the classic TV show, [M\*A\*S\*H](https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/M\*A\*S\*H "M\*A\*S\*H on Wikipedia").
I hired a company to build some mannequins for my clothing shop but they only had one butt check
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What would it be like if each state was it's own independent country?
r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.
A relative came over to my house last week and I threw him out. He came over the next day and I threw him out again
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
A polish kid comes home from school
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Degrassi is now on Tubi TV
Welcome to r/Degrassi! Home of all things relating to the Degrassi franchise past, present and future! It has spanned five series since 1979, most notably Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High and Degrassi: The Next Generation. If you are new or want to know where to watch, please read the pinned post "Newcomer's Guide To Degrassi".
I hope the cardinals elect a new pope before this coming Monday
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
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What smells like rotten carrots?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What is it called when Albert Einstein jerks off?
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Despite many books written on this subject
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Jeffrey Dahmer had his mom over for dinner one night
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