unexplained cinnamon rolls???
How tf do they get everyone on their side
“Are you new here??” Is the quickest way to piss me off
Mom yelled at me while I was sick
Simpsons songs that get stuck in your head
When the people you’re giving a lift dictate when you arrive and leave
Olives
I need a boundary with a coworker. How do I get them to respect this short term?
I Accidentally Got Hired for a Job That Doesn’t Exist
When the ad is nothing like the game
A Different Version of You Exists In Everyone's Mind
They'll kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.
DAE have no drinks at home besides water?
“My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.”
He will sacrifice himself to save one/all of the kids
Can restaurants just throw their food on the ground?
Wish you would just go Away !
Why is this a thing
Customer mad that I *checks notes* treated her child like a human
my mom ruined my health.
You know there’s still gonna be that one person
Two USA airplane crashes in 3 days. I officially call this moment a prediction
"Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet." " Ballet? Woo-hoo!" "You like ballet?" "Marjorie, please. I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Particularly the snouts and entrails."
Bart: "Guess whooooo!"
Just got told I couldn’t eat bc she’s cleaning 🫠
