A Quick One Before The Eternal Serpent Devours West Virginia (Mitsudoadianne for Causal)

AMKA: Sometimes you gotta do something wrong, to be right.

Nothing says \"signing off\" quite like Banjos

Album artwork taken from the following song you can totally listen to as a means to set the proper tone

There are objective ways to play reptiles but that's not fun and you don't buy a puzzle to look at them. This concludes the days sermon.

Some may recall a previous list that ran a bunch of snakes. I've corrected issues with that list, and removed Ryu-Ge as sadly it just wasn't working out. Its not them, its me. The main idea of this build is to play snakes but also make use of, as much as possible, all the joys of Mitsurugi. Some will tell you to mix Ryzeal into them. They're right, but this is also like adding purple flames to your car to make it look more "sick nasty". Of course it will. We all know that. Its not exciting or inventive.

Reddit has been really stupid as of late so if things seem funky, they are. This is reddit. Its not a quality website no matter how much money Google threw away for its data. Bear with me as I try.

Monster: 25 Ratios: Why:
Nephilabyss, the Ogdoadic Overlord 1 Its restriction on summon from GY mostly sucks but its great for all other reasons, including its utility with Daybreak. Best target for summon effect is any successfully summoned Ritual, or Keurse, or Nauya, in that order, based on board state.
Keurse, the Ogdoadic Light 1 Basically any level 8 reptile as shown will be useful to Daybreak so if you cannot, or do not wish to hit Overlord fear not, just enjoy one less token. Sometimes its a tactical advantage. Best target for summon effect is Nauya, or a Saji whose effect you've not used yet, or a Kunsanagi, whose effect hasn't been used yet (and there is an applicable card in the GY)
Zohah, the Ogdoadic Boundless 1 There's a strat where you send him to the GY, make King, search for Alasia. You can then equip this dude to her. Make Sprind, send Plague, it'll summon itself. Plague + Alasia = Arms, and then you can benefit from Zohahs GY effect.
Nauya, the Ogdoadic Remnant 3 You send Nunu.
Nuun, the Ogdoadic Remnant 3 You tribute it for a larger snake.
Repilianne Coatl 1 You'll find yourself in a place where you may not have a dark reptile, nor easy access to one. However in all other situations, she's a glorious tuner for anything you could hope to make.
Repilianne Nyami 2 A handtrap. If you can get her on the field easily she makes Sprind in a much less wasteful way.
Mitsurugi no Mikoto, Saji 3 Your most valid normal summon. Use it to search Ritual every single time. Failure to do that will bite you every time. Don't try to be cute. This is a card game there is no time for that. If you have ritual, search Prayers.
Mitsurugi no Mikoto, Kusanagi 1 Graverobbing but legal. "Archeology", they call it.
Night Sword Serpent 1 A great piece of tribute fodder or indeed an easy synchro material. I dunno why its water but thanks for that!
Ragnaraika Armored Lizard 1 Banish something dumb for material you can use for King.
Tearlaments Scheiren 1 Special summon for nothing, cast some fellows into the GY and use her to make King.
Plaguespreader Zombie 1 Dump with Sprind, summon back for cheap, make Arms.
Vanguard of the Underground Emperor 1 Nobody talked about him because nobody knew he was there, but I went looking, I found him, and I deem him worthy. Cash him in for anything, including an Arms summon.
Therion "Empress" Alasia 1 See Zohah for more information, its actually a pretty good strat.
Ame no Murakumo no Mitsurugi 2 The Attacker. The Field Wiper. The Nibriu Benefiter.
Futsu no Mitama no Mitsurugi 2 The Defender. The Swarmer. The Searcher.
  • Quick notes:
    • Overlord will let you bring back a properly summoned ritual which stands to be massively funny if you've got what it takes. Are you a bad enough dude to wipe the field?
Spells: 15 Ratio: But why tho
Mitsurugi Prayers 2 If you don't open with Saji, use this to grab and summon him. to then snag Ritual. If you have Saji, normal him then use this to nab and summon Kusanagi after you're done making a ritual to... grab Ritual back out from the GY,
Mitsurugi Ritual 2 Speaks for itself. Its a really good card and ensures you'll never be lacking at all. Vanguard pays it fully as does Overlord. Summon Futsu Offensively, and Ame Defensively. I'm serious.
Snake Rain 3 This gun fires best once. Sword, Overlord, Vanguard, and Nunu.
Repilianne Ramifications 3 Add Coatl if you can summon her immedately, or Naymi on turn 2.
Repilianne Spawn 1 Delete a Repilianne to make 2 tokens that you can use for whatever strikes you. I wish they were level 2.
Ogdoadic Water Lily 1 Off Snake Rain (particularly before you exploit it), you're probably gonna fulfill all its qualifications so you might as well summon Overlord off of this thing instead as I believe doing so, will ignore its restriction.
Ogdoadic Daybreak 2 Keurse or Overlord really are the best targets.
Tearlaments Scream 1 Coalt + level 4 for Amritara, search this, send top 3 cards.
Trap: 1 Ratio: Let me be clear: its one trap
Planet Pollutant Virus 1 Make Zer'oll. Zer searches this. Set it, then blow up Zer'oll for effect as your opponent is setting up. Clear the field. Maybe your opponent keeps going. If they do, they're gonna make a bunch of tasty counters for you. Make or revive Zer'oll (off Overlord). Eat 2 a-counters, conduct another normal summon. You're gonna love it.
Extra: 15 Ratio: At long last
Ragnaraika Chain Coils 1 Stop gap awaiting someone to tell me what to replace her with. Shuts down hand traps which is pretty funny, but I know better options are out there.
Cosmic Slicer Zer'oll 2 Exists to perform the dreaded "alien lock" which shockingly, isn't all reptiles can do. But it is one thing.
Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame 1 Can be used to Ladder into Zer'oll to cheat out the normal summon effect.
Reptilanne Echidna 1 Best on t2 for all the correct reasons. Runs incredible in the Timelord matchup.
Spright Sprind 1 Exists to send Zombie
Haggard Lizardose 1 This is what I'd use if I was laddering into Sprind. It does kinda suck that it banishes for effect but you can just banish Nauya and Reptilianne will get really excited about it.
Link Spider 1 Eat a token so that you can make Haggard if needed.
Reptilianne Melusine 1 Makes your board a bit scarier. Could be replaced with something else.
Reptilianne Hydra 1 Totally seeking something else to run instead.
Arms of Genex Return Zero 1 A commanding part of your endboard. I'm so proud of Genex. What a cool deck.
Visas Amritara 1 See Scream for full justification. I think its a good one, but only if your only Tear hasn't been shed yet.
King of the Feral Imps 2 Skillful usage of him and consistent reproduction of him, (particularly as you make Sprind) will allow you to keep score of much of the board.
Number 41: Bagooska the Terribly Tired Tapir 1 Sometimes you need to stall for time, y'know?