I am done with this pos roomate

Raat ke 12 baj rahe hai, bhosdiwale ko abhi yaad aata hai ki apne 2 dost ke saath abhi video call mein backchodi karni hai, kabhi kisiko ko bhi room mai bula leta hai bina batay jabki bola meine ki bhai AT LEAST bata to de kisko bula raha hai, har din raat ko video call karke HAR BAAR ek hi cheez ko HAR BAAR bolta hai bsdk. Mere room mein do Seniors the dono abhi placements ke liye gaye hai. Mai sachme keh raha hu AGAR Iss Mc ne TEE pe kisiko bhi call kara kasam se bata raha hu pit jaaega mujhse. Warden se room change karne ka try karta hu toh woh aata hi nahi hai. Bhai abh mai aisa kya karu ki mera room change ho jaae, kisi ke room mein khaali jagah hai jaha pe mein aa saku warna kisi din yeh sachme pitega. Bhai apne dist se baat karne mein koi problem nahi hai mujhe, PAR BC HAR BAAR KAB AAUNGA KAB AAUNGA KAR KE DIMAAG KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI. BKL APNE AAP KO WANABE RIZZLER SAMAJTA HAI, SAARI CHATS HAI BHAI KE PAAS. EK EK ADVICE NOTE KARLO BHOT KAAM AAEGI, padhai, woh kon karta hai? MAI TOH BATMAN HU BC RAAT KE 1 2 BAJE TAK BAAT KARUNGA ROOMATE SE KYA FARAK PADHTA HAI, MAI CHIGMA BKL HU NA KHUD SOTA HU AUR CHILA CHILA KE BOLTA HU KI CHUD GAYE GURU. Guys I'm not even kidding agar kisi ke room mein ek bed vacant ho aur aap is chigma bkl ki tarah raat ke barah baje tak baat nahi karte ho toh please help me, agle semester room change karunga warna isko pitna padega bhot Ganda kasam se.