Also roast MY CV

Saw another post like this yesterday and figured I'd give it a go, too.

I'm an American that came to the UK in 2021 for a non-law degree at a Russell Group uni and graduated in summer 2024. I'm working on trying to secure a training contract, as I'd prefer to have my GDL and/or SQE funded if possible.

This CV needs an update anyway, as I just accepted an offer to work at a silver circle firm as an AML paralegal. Would love any advice or help!