What do you say to customers asking you to fuck them…

It seems like on the slowest days, the ONLY customers that come in are the ones that will not spend a dollar but ask you to come back to their hotel.

Normally I walk away but on a day where I have made zero dollars…I try to keep the conversation going and try to convince them to get a room or at least a single dance. Especially when they entertain the thought of getting a room or they say “that’s a lot of money I need to think about it”… but then they say “you have to pay to work right? Why don’t you just come back to my hotel and I give YOU the money?”

I always say “No that’s not my thing and I don’t want to get fired for leaving with a customer” and they’ll say….”how will they find out?” They think they’re so fucking clever it angers me.

What are some cute lines to decline and keep the conversation going to persuade them to get a room?