How are yall handling this?!

Ok… sorry this is gross but HOW ARE YALL POOPING?! I know about the boil notice. I’m filling my toilets up with it….but when I poop…. if there is a splash then my butt is getting hit with boiling water…? I’ve done it a few times and it literally hurts to sit down now because there are blisters from the drops of boiling water hitting my butt after I drop a turd!

Again… I’m sorry to be crass yall but how are you handling this?