Help! Fake chips!! Need do a soo!
Hello frens,
Is me, Hank dog. Today my hooman come home with a very exciting treato for Hank. Was bag of chippies!! Hank not allowed to eat chippies before, so bery excited by dis development. I think to self, "Hank, you done bery good job being doggo, and hard work pay off. Hoomans reward you for being bestest boy!"
But frens, dis bag not smell like chippies. Smell like toy. Hank like toy, but Hank like food more. Priorities go: food, hooman, belly rubs, walkies, naps, then toy. Hank try sniff thinking maybe chippies just not smell good, but no, dis bag filled with fluff. Hank not opposed to eating food that isnt food, but dont care for fluff. Hank is very unamused. Is dis some silly hooman joke?
Fake chippies make decent pillow. But Hank not need pillow. Hank need chippies. Now Hank heartbroken. Also bery hungry. Can I soo for da fake chippies?
Sincerely,
Hank dog aka Bestest Boy aka Pupperoni aka Hank Hank Hank aka Biggest and Bravest Dog in the Whole World
Hello frens,
Is me, Hank dog. Today my hooman come home with a very exciting treato for Hank. Was bag of chippies!! Hank not allowed to eat chippies before, so bery excited by dis development. I think to self, "Hank, you done bery good job being doggo, and hard work pay off. Hoomans reward you for being bestest boy!"
But frens, dis bag not smell like chippies. Smell like toy. Hank like toy, but Hank like food more. Priorities go: food, hooman, belly rubs, walkies, naps, then toy. Hank try sniff thinking maybe chippies just not smell good, but no, dis bag filled with fluff. Hank not opposed to eating food that isnt food, but dont care for fluff. Hank is very unamused. Is dis some silly hooman joke?
Fake chippies make decent pillow. But Hank not need pillow. Hank need chippies. Now Hank heartbroken. Also bery hungry. Can I soo for da fake chippies?
Sincerely,
Hank dog aka Bestest Boy aka Pupperoni aka Hank Hank Hank aka Biggest and Bravest Dog in the Whole World