MEGATHREAD: Content Nuke Predictions & Theories

Our fellow snarkers,

Yesterday, Ethan Klein announced via Instagram story that he has completed what is believed to be his Content Nuke against Hasan Piker and now stands ever closer to reputational catastrophe. Consequently, the modteam now moves the r/h3snark Doomsday Clock from 420 (blaze it) to 69 (nice) seconds to midnight -- the closest it has ever been to catastrophe for the H3 Show.

In setting the Clock closer to midnight, the modteam sends a stark signal: Because H3's legacy is already perilously close to the precipice, a move of even a single second should be taken as indication of extreme cringe and an unmistakable warning that every second of delay in reversing this absolutely loser behaviour increases the probability of global flame wars.

Blindly continuing on the current path of allowing all Content Nuke predictions, theories, and speculations is a form of madness on the sub's queue. The modteam has made the decision to offer a megathread where all anticipatory thoughts about the Content Nuke can be expressed, discussed, and shared. The world depends on immediate action and we hope everyone can understand our decision to consolidate some of these types of posts.

It is 69 (nice) seconds to midnight.

Yours until the endtimes,

The r/h3snark modteam

TLDR; lots of posts about the Content Nuke coming in; hoping to keep the queue manageable for when it drops. Thank you!