Apparently my name is too inappropriate for funko?

My company gave our team “Pop Myself” funko pop codes as a holiday gift.

Apparently my name is too inappropriate and all I received was a canned feedback reply. I’m feeling sad right now that I can’t have what the rest of my team got just because I was born with a pretty common last name?

Using just my first name feels lame and not personal. I don’t have any nicknames. Anyone have any ideas?