Kennan needs an intervention

Somewhat joking but mostly serious, the E39 M5 is cool, but Kennan has reached the point of unhealthy obsession.

There’s the thousands in maintenance per year of course, but more concerning to me is how much he talks about it. Like, the M5 must be taking up a huge portion of his waking thoughts.

I think if he sold it and got something different enough (not a BMW or Porsche*), he would be genuinely happier. He’d have a new lease on life, the headspace to have more interesting things to talk about, and probably a better relationship with Emily** get a girlfriend. I don’t think I am exaggerating here!

Doug and Filippo really need to plan an intervention with him. In time, he would be thankful.

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*I mentioned Porsche here because it also seems to attract obsessive owners

**TIL Emily isn't real