Buffalo Bill and The Chiefs

Loopy cunts in Buffalo named their football team after a guy who never even once came to their city. Buffalo Bill Cody took his Wild West show all up and down the East Coast, but never bothered to travel upstate. And why would he? The city is not even named after the four-legged beast. Nobody really knows, but it's been said the name comes from an Indian man who looked like a Buffalo.

One might be tempted into thinking the Kansas City Chiefs originates from the dirt worshipping community, what with the arrow in the logo and on the helmets and all over the field at Arrowhead Stadium. However, according to franchise ownership, one would be wrong. Supposedly, the team is named for former Mayor Harold Roe Bartle, Aka The Chief (cocksucker), which seemed more appropriate than naming the team after legendary owner Lamar Cunt.