Help me find cringy one-liners for my Ranger.

I play as a Tiefling Ranger of Noble decent who acts like he's an experienced hunter but the only experience he has is going on glorified safari's with his parents and dealing the killing blow to animals and monsters who have been cornered by his servants. He's full of confidence but lacks the skills to back it up. But cocky as he is, he likes to blurt out one-liners (1-2 times a session) that makes the rest of the party cringe and groan. And sometimes he gets a lucky roll and does some decent damage which makes the one-liner even more worth it.

I have a couple one-liners who really hit their mark (pun definitely intended) but I would like to extend my list with more cringe-inducing sentences that can make an entire table audibly cringe.

  1. They call me Robin 'Good'
  2. I'm good at giving Bow Jobs.
  3. I don't struggle from Projectile Dysfunction
  4. (after learning Hunter's Mark) "I never miss my mark!!" *Wink at enemy* "Hey Mark!"
  5. (When I reach level 5 and have 2 attacks) Knock, Knock! - "Who's there?" - 2 Arrows
  6. *Singing* Shot through the heart and I'm to blame!
  7. I'd say I'm the best, but that would be "arrow"gant...
  8. (Pronunciation) Bow down for my mighty bow.... I mean bow (🏹)
  9. Bows before broes
  10. An arrow a day keeps the doctor away
  11. Cupid's got nothing on me!
  12. Let me send you to your grave, but first I'll point you in the right direction.
  13. "Haha! i think the enemy got...the point"
  14. "I'm the reason they say ranger danger"
  15. "I have a present for you, and it comes with a bow"
  16. "They say the pen is mightier, but l'd wager my bow speaks louder."
  17. "This is my bowquet of danger! Care to get hitched?"
  18. "my arrow shall lead you to the point of no return!"
  19. "Let me show you why it's called arrow-dynamics"
  20. "Consider yourself my target audience, prepare to be drawn in."
  21. "There's no quiver in my voice... but there will be in your boots when you see my aim."
  22. "I'm like Cupid, but better dressed and way more dangerous."
  23. "You look like you could use a few pointers, lucky for you, I've got a quiver full of them"
  24. "Arrows by any other name would smell as sweet."
  25. “What happens to the bandit that gets hit with an arrow?…. The same thing that happens to everything else!”
  26. “Un-BOW-lievable!”
  27. “Bow appetit”
  28. "What, don't like me? I must be your archer-nemesis"
  29. "You all must be gatherers, cause I'm the only real hunter here.'
  30. "You've got a good head on your shoulders. My arrowhead!" (Shoots man in shoulder)"
  31. I didn’t mean to string you along
  32. I’ll make them quiver in fear
  33. Bravo! Let me take a bow
  34. I aim to please
  35. I bet you're wondering... did I fire 3 arrows or 4.. Well, let me ask you, do you feel lucky, punk??

I have a bunch more in dutch, which don't translate well to english so I won't put them here. But for you dutch speakers here, I'm also open for that.

I'd like to preface that I'm not playing as a character that is constantly annoying the group IRL and in game. My character Blaede (yes... I know. Arrow would have been a better name, but that is the name of his twin brother who is a fighter) will mature throughout the campaign and get rid of his cocky behaviour and become a skilled hunter who is there for his party. But until that time... he needs more one-liners.

Also trying my hands on one-liners with words that contain the word "arrow" like you can find here:
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-containing-arrow

Some of these are going to be *cheff's kiss* cringeworthy :D

Wordpuns I'm workshopping: arrowbics (aerobics), arrowbatics (aerobatics), 'bow'row (borrow), rain'bow', quiver, re'mark'able (when I recast Hunter's Mark)