Sorry in advance if you’re my teammate today...

Being that it’s Christmas, I’m going to be surrounded by family that I don’t want to see, who doesn’t get along with each other. It’s gonna be awkward and passive aggressive and I’m gonna hate every second of it, so I’m gonna be fucking hammered within the hour, hiding in a back room playing this game. I’ll start out okay, near the top of most lobbies, but by 3 o,clock I’ll be calling the a game a broken mess in a thick Boston accent because I can’t perform a finishing move on a Nuketown mannequin that I think is another player.

Good luck out there!