Went to a catholic wedding recently...

And the priest says that couples that pray together have a 50,000% higher chance of staying together. If you had been watching me in that moment you would have seen my head turn sideways in an almost comical confused dog motion.

I tell my wife about it afterwards and she says she heard 56%. Okay, that's much more 'realistic' of a number, but still silly.

So then a couple days later I tell some friends who also attended the wedding the story that I amusingly misheard the priest say 50,000% and they confirmed that HE DID INDEED say that number.

Wtf?! What kind of a ridiculous statistic is that? It makes absolutely no sense.