I posted this on several alcohol related subreddits but it got deleted

Last night, I drank two bottles of Jameson and eight (?) cans of beer. I just woke up with a black eye (I don’t even remotely remember how this happened) and look like a zombie in the mirror. I got myself a breathalyzer some time ago, and I am still blowing almost 2.0 promille. This would all be okay if I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow. I call myself a “functioning alcoholic,” but nowadays, I’m on the verge of not being functioning anymore.

Tomorrow, my co-workers will probably chat behind my back because I smell of alcohol, my face is all red, plus the black eye. I already called in sick three weeks ago, so that’s not an option.

My writing probably doesn’t make sense at all, and I’m on my sixth beer, but I just needed to vent.