What’s the stupidest thing you’ve gotten in trouble for?

I drive local and we have driver facing cameras. I once was pulled into the office and reprimanded for pulling over on an exit ramp, in the middle of nowhere, to take a quick nap. I was falling asleep while driving because I had to get up at 4 AM for work but I was up all night coughing because I was sick. I took a 45 min nap and still made it to my first stop on time. I didn’t get pulled into the office until 2 months after this happened. It just so happened that my manager was “going through” old recording and just go happened to see me sleeping. I told him “I guess I’ll just wreak the truck the next time I’m tired”, he just stared at me and I left. I haven’t been bothered about it since.