Valentine week skip nahi kar sakte?

Seeking a highly qualified candidate for the role of Girlfriend—responsibilities include tolerating tech rants, pretending my bad jokes are funny, and reminding me that I don’t actually need to refresh my messages every 10 seconds; ideal applicants should have a high patience threshold, a willingness to engage in spontaneous “why am I still single” therapy sessions, and the ability to convince me that touch grass isn’t just a meme—compensation includes unwavering attention, random deep talks at 2 AM, and the privilege of finally shutting down my desperation once and for all.