[11.20] Me Legroll - A Guide To Being A Rerolling Degenerate In Master

(let's just get this out of the way first: legroll = legionnaire reroll. sometimes even legionnaire eggroll if you're feeling frisky)

(yes it's a stupid name that's the POINT)

Howdy, Gamers!

Consider the following questions:
- Do you enjoy being a "no thoughts, head empty, only reroll" kind of gamer?
- Do you jive with the concept of unstoppable spears and immovable objects?
- Are you a fan of trying to make a unit that Mortdog fundamentally hates and/or sees in his nightmares?

If you answered yes to any and all of the questions above, then this guide is for you!!11111!!11!1!

Anyhoo. Hi. I'm senorhyder (aka some rando on the internet) here to tell you how to be a rerolling degen from upcountry.

The secret sauce? Aatrox and Kalista.

The Game Plan
1. Commit to the Bit. Literally. Decide you're going this comp before you even press Find Match. It is not for the faint of heart.
2. Armor and Bows and Gloves, Oh My! These are the items you go on the 1st carousel. Go for whatever you think the rest of the lobby will STEAL FROM YOU.
3. Bitch Better Have My Money. This is an econ joke. Make 50g by Stage 3-1. Keep Aatrox, Kalista, and Leona.
4. Reroll Degeneracy. Reroll your lil heart out. Stay above 50g. Level to 7 once you hit Kalista and Aatrox 3. Leona 3 is OPTIONAL. Don't you DARE look at Nautilus 3 until you've hit Leona 3.
5. Just Hit. Or, all-in after you get your stimmy. Up to you!
6. Put in 4 Knights. Welcome to Level 7.
7. ???
8. Gamer.

Items
- Aatrox: Bramble and DClaw
- Kalista: IE and LW
- There is no meme. Go for these items.

3rd Item Options (in no good order)
- A: Titan's, Stoneplate
- K: dblade, gs, bt, guinsoos, hoj

Notes
- All Radiant versions of these items are lit af
- listen. BT diff is real, and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise. this garbage SLAPS and will win you otherwise unwinnable fights with ludicrous kalista healing
- can you tell I started getting lazy w editing around here

Positioning
buddy idek i'm a lazy [expletive]. let better players figure this out. i just go with this since i dont like to THINK. i call it The Lazyman's Positioning.
- level 5!
- level 7!

disclaimers
- don't let my lolchess! fool you, i'm not actually good at this game. it's only included here so i don't get fined. and so that you can point and laugh at me going 20/20 legroll
- make sure to call "me legroll" ASAP. this lets the lobby know you aren't a filthy pivoter
- i cannot guarantee you will get master with this guide. i strictly play for memes and glory, not for the shackles upon my soul that is the pursuit of LP. all i know is that i know nothing (and also that i haven't demoted to diamond this patch) (yet)
- if we queue up into the same games and we both go legroll, then i hope your hands will be washed, cause i'm gonna hold them
- this is not financial advice

if you have any questions, or if you wanna come point, laugh, and/or spam memes at me, come hang on twitch! i'll soon be trying to figure out how to be a rerolling degen for set 6. chances are, i'll see your chats, whether i like it or not

and finally, an inspirational quote to motivate you in your darkest of hours:

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is a bg. Go next." - MismatchedSocks, probably