i want a margarita with no tequila

on friday this lady came in and she was looking at our alcohol menu. she said she liked the vibe of our ocean blue patron margarita with the pineapple and coconut in it, but she doesn’t like tequila. “do you guys have any tropical vodka drinks? or just any that aren’t tequila?” “we have a mai tai, which is rum, and a passion fruit mojito, but nothing really with vodka.” “hmmm….ok then i’ll do the ocean blue. but i don’t want tequila in it. can i get it with tito’s instead?” “yeah ok” 5 minutes after i bring it to her she tells me she doesn’t like it so she wants a passion fruit margarita instead……but with tito’s instead of tequila. i wish i could make this shit up