Valley Dictionary Additions

I humbly submit to you a proposal to add two new words to the valley dictionary: 'Valley Pass' and 'Passhole'. When I first moved here about 10 years ago I noticed an interesting phenomenon. Often times when I would be stopped at a red light, someone would pull up next to me in what I consider a right turn lane, but instead of turning right they would zoom past me through the intersection and cut in front of me while narrowly missing rear ending the parked cars that were in front of them. I began calling this 'The Valley Pass' and I began referring to people who do this as 'Passholes'. The funny thing is that 99% of the time we just end up stuck at a red light next to each other again at the next intersection so they really didn't save any time at all.

After this recent Civil War I suspect this may be South of the Blvd folks speeding to Porter Ranch (and vice versa) in order to avoid the stench of poverty.

So tell me: Are you a Passhole? How do we feel about the Valley Pass? Do you have any other words that you'd like to submit for addition to the valley dictionary?