A mild rant about eating

My son is almost 13 months old. I give him all kinds of food. Fruits, vegetables, meat. He refuses toddler meals, so we give him age age appropriate table food. I even do junk food occasionally like pizza rolls, French fries, he even had a Moon Pie once.

But what does he want to eat?

Lint. Fucking lint. I don't even know where he's finding it.