What’s the craziest listing you’ve seen?

I saw a job alert months ago that still makes me laugh, it read something like this: “Family is looking for a holistic, and natural approach to every day nannying. NF will NOT interview if you: have a covid vaccine, have a covid vaccine booster shot, live in a household with someone who has received the shot. MB has a serious illness where any contact with the vaccine is strictly forbidden. NF prefers non scented/ organic products in the home, no scented perfumes, lotions, or oils, and no nail polish of any kind. Please do not apply if you actively eat processed sugar, as NF would prefer a nanny who follows the same holistic eating practices as them. This family can’t wait to meet their new addition”