Pandas aren't real and were made up to increase tourism and zoo profits

They are an absolutely ridiculous animal.They are a bear but they eat bamboo all day? Just look at them, you can tell it's a person in a suit. And apparently they do handstands and wee up trees to mark their territory? Come off it, someone is having a laugh.

And I think they know they can only maintain the conspiracy for so long so they've made up that they're going extinct because they won't mate with eachother. I refuse to believe it.