If I were his wife.

If I were his wife, I'd make his food the way he likes it. I would add powdered Mhumbero to his beef stew and wash his hands when he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd kiss his lips and give him an international blowjob just after he finishes his supper just the way a man likes it, I would then give him some glucose and reveal my lingerie and tell him I want him to hit till he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd kiss his lips after emptying his balls and bring him a cold cup of water just the way the couples like it, I would then rub his chest and then ask him how his day has been I would listen to his rants until he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd wake up 40 minutes before him to make him the best mahamri and samosas just the way a man likes it, I would then iron his clothes and wake him up when I'm done.

If I were his wife, I'd wash him just like a king I'd stroke his manhood with soap and let him eat my gates of heaven just the way I like it, I would then suck his manhood and stroke his shaft while I caress his balls till he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd be his peace just the way he likes it, I would let him devour my gates of heaven for 26days in a month and make sure he enjoys till he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd be grateful for my fertility but I'd also ask the gods to reduce my menses to just 10mins in a month just enough to remind me of my fertility just the way I'd like it, I would ask the gods to add another hole just to make sure I can give my man anytime anywhere till he is done.

If I were his wife, I'd have a dozen of maramoja tablets just to make sure that headache wouldn't be an excuse, I'm sure he would like it. I would eat okra, pineapple and drink alot of water, maybe 3litres a day till I'm done.

If I were his wife, I'd go through his phone just to make sure that I stay on toes and ward off any potential threats, I'm sure we wouldn't like it. I would learn jiu jitsu and taekwondo just to fight men who would try to approach me, I'd beat them till I'm done.