What is the dumbest reason you have been reported/flamed for while jungling?

Reported for second-clearing jungle after first recall, spammed-pinged "?" by the top laner because you are clearing krugs bot jungle at level 2 instead of ganking at minute 1:50, flamed for helping a teammate with a gank...?

What is the most surreal one you have experienced? One that you think to yourself "you just can't make this s**t up even if you tried, but this really happened to me".