We should push to ban ED meds in Indiana
All these flaccid penises are unnaturally causing unwanted babies.
I move we blitz our lawmakers to ensure we are doing EVERYTHING we can to reduce unwanted pregnancies.
If dudes can't get it up, then their genes weren't meant to make it, and these old geezers shouldn't be able to distort natural procreation.
Let's ban dick-pills, for the children.