What are some jokes/teases you like to use during a game?

One of the most funs things about a casual commander pod is the banter, so tell me some of the jokes you like to use during a game?

A couple of mine are.

"Interaction is for blue players." When I am playing my mono green deck and the table asks if I can help deal with some problem. This one is even better if I don't care about that problem and then choose to use something like a Beast Within soon after on something else. (I keep an Island in the command zone under my Selvala, just for this joke, so I can flash it if they try to tell me "interaction is for blue players remember.")

When there's only one blue player at the table and they try to counter a spell I really like to say -

"We don't do that here." Then read the counterspell out loud very slowly and stumble on my words. Then say "Carry on."

Lastly if someone is countering one of my creatures I love saying -

"Oh, thanks!" Then continue to put the creature in play and put a +1+1 counter on it.