Mickey Mouse is a narcissist self centered mf

not a parent, but i babysat my baby nephew at his house for a whole month now and i guess i am qualified to complain

the show he has been lately obsessed with is Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse and honestly i never realized how much of a bastard that lil mouse is. the ep that made me realize this was called sum like 'Mickey's surprise' or sth like that idk how is it called in english.

Basically the mf made his friends be all worried and up and down doing shit and solving sum stupid ass puzzles (that always had sth to do with him) he made bc he told them he had a 'surprise' for em just for the fuckin surprise to be A SHITTY ROUND OF FIREWORKS (with his hideous head shape) AND HIS MAIN THEME PLAYING AS WELL. All that effort for that shit that revolved around him

Michael Mouse you're my enemy