Why the Eastside hate?

I just can’t figure out why nobody likes the Eastside. We’ve got McDonalds, Taco Bell, a liquor store and a dui school, all within walking distance of each other. The trailer park is a cultural hub where our best brightest commit new and exciting types of crime. It’s really a beautiful area (if you squint real hard and hold your nose), I just don’t get all the hate.